Take your F*% serato box and shove it up your A$$!!!

Cam asa isi incepe Frankie Bones un post pe blog-ul de pe discogs, in care povesteste despre Serato, si-si expune parerea despre cei care folosesc acest soft. Daca nu stiti cine este Frankie Bones, nici nu conteaza, pentru ca singurul lucru important este ca omul a scris un material de-a dreptul amuzant. Atat de amuzant incat am distruge toata povestea daca l-am traduce.

Asadar, luati un loc pe scaun si delectati-va:

"You are a f*cking clone. You and your f*cking Mac laptop. The silly name you chose for yourself. The deer looking into headlights glare, The dummy discs that rotate around and do virtually nothing unless you want to pretend you are playing vinyl.

I officially hate you. DJ Premier also officially hates you.

You snickered at me when I would not let you use my carts or my headphones and had to prove that you still could do your thing but made sure you would get your revenge 30 minutes into my set.

Whatever you did to connect your Serato had me on some Vestax mixer which had the master up to 0.3, the gains useless and the bleed on the crossfader making it impossible to mix and then when you tainted any possible way for anyone to do a proper set, decided 30 minutes into my set that you and the shitty Serato box

wanted to leave, you would simply plug the decks back into the mixer.

Pioneer CDJ-1000's are a lovely way to bypass your Serato bullshit, but on this night, it was just Technics 1200's until the dead air you caused had the venue owner and his novice skills in sound application asking me if he should put his IPOD on from his Numark IPOD mixer.

I refused. I figured it would be more effective to plug my headphones into the MIC and do stand-up comedy until the people who thought they knew how to hook up a basic turntable and mixer set up, did just that.

But then for an encore, you clipped the power strip twice trying to get the power cord twice, slowing the record from 33 1/13 rotations per minute to a dead stop.

If anyone has a problem with me telling this story, please do not get angry. Just stand-up. Stand-Up and walk away from your computer.

Ten paces in any direction you like.

See what the real world looks like when you are not looking at a computer screen."