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Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west  
Where are the queers on the piers, heard they gave it their best  
Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain  
Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame  
Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame  
 
You can't see tits on the radio  
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show  
Fasten those pants for the lap dance  
Take a shot now this may be your last chance  
 
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)  
 
Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out  
Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down  
But the bed's in Jersey and the sheep's on a farm  
Dark room Danny hears police alarm  
Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out  
Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out  
 
You can't see tits on the radio  
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show  
Fasten those pants for the lap dance  
Take a shot now this may be your last chance  
 
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)  
There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)