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I looked out the window and seen his bald head 
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg 
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair 
Launched that shot and he was caught out there 
Saw the convertible driving by 
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly 
He went for his to find he didn't have one 
Put him in check correct with my egg gun 
The egg a symbol of life 
Go inside your house and bust out your wife 
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke 
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke 
Reached in his pocket took all his cash 
Left my man standing with an egg moustache 
Suckers they come a dime a dozen 
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee 
 
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man 
Driving Around, King of the town 
Always got my windows rolled down 
You know, I'm the Egg Man 
 
Once upon a time 
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg 
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg 
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot 
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot 
Which came first the chicken or the egg 
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg 
Riding the trains in between cars 
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours 
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A. 
Yo they just got my little cousin ese 
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny 
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy 
People laugh it's no joke 
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke 
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care 
It was then that I caught catching people out there 
 
Up on the roof, in my car 
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite 
The mack, I'm the Egg Man 
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man 
 
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back 
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back 
Sam I am down with the program 
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam 
Come Halloween you know I come strapped 
I throw it at a sucker K-pap 
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race 
You go through life with egg on your face 
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling 
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling 
Families puck rocks the businessman 
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand 
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe 
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe