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You're always up to no good 
Your finger's in my cookie jar 
You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too 
Ain't no price too high for what you do 
 
You could be my dog 
I could post your bailbonds when cash was tight 
We could fall in love 
I could be the apple of your eye 
 
Let's do it right now 
 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
 
Your car's a dump and you're broke 
but that's all right 
I never liked them fancy guys 
You don't even look good, god it ain't right 
but you're starry eyed and out of sight 
 
You could fall apart 
I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight 
We could fall in love 
I could be the apple of your eye 
 
Let's do it right now 
 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on you  
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
 
You're always up to no good 
you catch on like a bonfire 
Every single worn out line is shiny and new 
I never met a sweeter liar 
 
You could be my king 
I would knit you mittens and make you pie 
We could fall in love 
I could be the apple of your eye 
 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on you  
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
My new favorite thing to do 
Is wastin' my time on a bum like you 
 
Wastin my time on a bum like you 
Wastin my time on a bum like you