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Some static started in the pool hall 
Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball 
Then I met this girl, she tried to gank me 
So I smacked her in the booty with a plank, B 
 
Me and my crew out breaking windows 
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those 
Possession is half the law 
I had my routines before all y'all 
 
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams 
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines 
See I'm a city slicker, I ain't no townie 
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie 
 
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass 
Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherfuckin' ass 
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat 
{See personally, I wouldn't want to go out like that} 
 
I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it 
I don't buy cheeba I grow it 
 
People always trying to get next to me 
I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy 
I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer 
Because I had to deal with the money hungry miser 
 
Had a cane filled Kool with my man Rush Rush 
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush 
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror 
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her 
 
You can't deny me, you always want to try me 
Yo, you're just gonna get your ass kicked 
 
Homeboy throw in the towel 
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell 
The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast 
Smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast 
 
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters 
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters 
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street 
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat 
 
So like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin' 
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin' 
Space cake cookies I discover who I am 
I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man 
 
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains 
Said goodbye to my girl, my lawyers, and accountants 
My mind is kinda rhymin' and I think I oughta think 
So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink 
 
So the lights are flashing, my mind is spinning 
I feel like it is always the beginning 
Of another rhyme I'm rapping, MCing, I rock 
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped