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Ahh yeah 
I looked out the window and seen his bald head 
Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg 
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair 
Launched that shot and he was caught out there 
Saw the convertible driving by 
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly 
He went for his to find he didn't have one 
Put him in check correct with my egg gun 
The egg a symbol of life 
Go inside your house and bust out your wife 
I pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke 
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke 
Reached in his pocket took all his cash 
Left my man standing with an egg moustache 
Suckers they come a dime a dozen 
When I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boy 
 
Yea that's right I'm the Egg Man Driving around 
King of the town "Yea" 
Always got my windows rolled down 
Ready to throw 
You know I'm the Egg Man 
 
Once upon a time 
You know I'm the Egg Man 
 
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg 
He was playing the wall then he broke his leg 
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot 
Hit the Rastaman he said "bloodclot" 
Which came first the chicken or the egg 
I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg 
Riding the trains in between cars 
When I pull out the station "you're gonna get yours" 
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A 
"Yo they just got my little cousin ese" 
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny Ray 
Comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy 
People laugh, it's no joke 
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke 
"Now they got me in a cell" but I don't care 
It was then that I caught catching people out there 
 
Up on the roof In my car up all night 
I'm going through science like Dolemite 
The Mack Who 
I'm the Egg Man, taxi driver 
I'm the Egg Man 
"Egg Man, Egg Man " 
 
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back 
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back 
Sam I am down with the program 
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam 
Come Halloween you know I come strapped 
I throw it at a sucker K-pap 
You made the mistake and judge a man by his race 
You go through life with egg on your face 
Woke up in the morning peculiar feeling 
Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling 
Families punk rocks the businessman 
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand 
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe 
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe 
 
"Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man 
Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man 
Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man Egg Man " 
Egg Man