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Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat 
And I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat 
A lot of people, they be jostlin' just to hear me rock the mic 
They'll be staring at the radio, staying up all night 
So like a pimp, I'm pimpin', I got a boat to eat shrimp in 
Nothing wrong with my leg just b-boy limpin' 
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float 
My man, MCA's got a beard like a billy goat 
 
Oowah, oowah is the disco call 
MCA hu-huh, I'm gettin' rope y'all 
Routines and the rhymes that I write 
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night 
Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose 
I'm on time, homies and that's how it goes 
You heard my style, I think you missed the point 
It's the joint 
 
Mike D with your bad self running things 
What's up with your bad breath onion rings? 
Well, I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead 
Chillin' with pig pen down at Club Med 
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this 
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz 
Hurricane you got clout, other DJ's, put take your head out 
 
A puppet on a string, I'm paid to sing or rhyme 
Or do my thing, I'm in a lava lamp 
Inside the brain hotel, I might be peakin' or freakin', but I rock well 
The patty duke, the wrench and then I bust the tango 
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols 
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump 
Shake your rumpa 
 
A full flap Joe, a full flap Joe 
And when the miker's in my mind then turn it out Joe 
A full flap 
 
Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest 
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest 
Yeah, we've got beef chief, we're knocking out teeth chief 
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief, Keith 
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat 
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet 
Should I have another sip? No skip it 
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet 
 
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck 
Whoo ha, yo garcon the cheque 
Running from the law, the press and the parents 
Is your name Michael Diamond? 
No mine's Clarence 
From downtown Manhattan the village 
My style is wild and you know that it still is 
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump 
Shake your rumpa